1: Myspace-just another way for people to put embarrasing pictures permenantly online
2: Black Licorice- Another way to exercise your gag reflexes
3: Chihuahuas- People say they are dogs but truthfully...they are rats
4: The Movie Twilight- Who thought it was a good idea to make a lovey-dovey book into a movie? And then try to imitate the characters?? And get the whole plot wrong??
5: Boys in Skinny Jeans- If you wanna look anymore gay...wear skinny jeans.
6: Tattoos- Just another reason to look like you haven't taken a shower in ages
7: Cigarettes- What a great way to kill yourself faster! And turn your lungs black....and make your breath scare the girls and attract skanks...and to make you look 50 years older.
8: Alcohol- another reason to give you bad breath and to have your friends draw all over you with sharpies when you are passed out.
9: "That's What She Said.." jokes- They aren't funny...not matter how hard you try...they are never funny.
10: Sharpie Eyebrows- Sharpie's are now used to make your eyebrows look even more crappier than they already are!!
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