Confession Tuesday

Guess what today is!!

TUESDAY!

Which means that I have to confess some weird stuff...hmmm...

Sometimes I will just be standing or sitting somewhere, and I have this sensation where everything is going fast. Literally. If I hear music during these weird things, I can't listen to it because I feels like it goes WAY too fast. Or if my mom is talking to me, I have to go into the other room and it has to be completely silent. No joke!! It stinks when I'm in class and I can't tell the teacher to just stop, so I get incredibly dizzy and sick to my stomach. YAY? But yes, this is literal. Not like when a relationship goes to fast, it's like "Whoa whoa, hold up. Too fast."

It stinks.

ANYWHO!

Another confession, I have seen all the Lord of the Rings so many times to the point I can mouth the words DURING the movie.

All. 3. movies.

No biggy.

Confession Tuesday, squared

Yeah, last Wednesday I realized, "Dang, yesterday was Tuesday."

CONFESSION NUMERO UNO (that's my spanish for today)

I cannot STAND make up.

Whenever someone would put it on me, I would feel nausea and death.

I HHAAATTEE, hate hate hate, LOATHE entirely make up.

I mean, come on.

It is nasty and repulsive and it smells NASTY.

I also can't stand nail polish.

The smell gives me nose bleeds and I can't eat anything after smelling it.

And I just look stupid with it anyways,

why bother wearing something if it makes my life miserable?

(DEEP.)

CONFESSION NUMBER TWO (English rocks)

Whenever I have a bagel for breakfast, I toast it then butter it and then put it in the microwave for 12 seconds. Not 15. or 11.

12 seconds.

I won't eat it if it hasn't been in the microwave.

It just tastes weird when it's not boiling hot.

Confession Tuesday

I have a confession.

You better not laugh.

Okay, you can laugh.

If I could marry anyone in the world at this very moment...

It would be Bert, from Mary Poppins.

Isn't he adorable?!